If you step back and look at the data, the optimum amount of red meat you eat should be zero.
—Dr.Walter Willet
epigram
A very short, witty poem: "Sir, I admit your general rule,/That every poet is a fool,/But you yourself may serve to show it,/That every fool is not a poet." (Samuel Taylor Coleridge) epithalamium (or epithalamion) A poem in honor of a bride and bridegroom.